Wednesday, December 28, 2005

todayspedals


todayspedals (for DRAZIN)
Originally uploaded by junoswift.

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

lifeisbeautifulbabe


lifeisbeautifulbabe
Originally uploaded by junoswift.

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

whew... that was overwhelming.... i mean the guy who leapt the fence because he had given up on reason when he realised that he missed his chance to see a breast cuz he was busy watching schools explode and during that whole "adult freakout" somehow evrysinglemanandwoman simutaneously forgot to love for breakfast and instead drank hot tar for breakfast and the stupidjockcowboyrockstar made several comments that were recorded by a magazine that used to care ... about anything... but now only makes lists for (leaper) to read while he sits on the toilet and tries to remember the last time he cared about lists and thats precisely why he cant relate to anybody and leaping seems like the onlysolution.... especially after someone left the water running and the tub overflowed and the rubber duck was all the way out on the carpet and was porbably confused and scared ... so he lept ... much like we should probably be doing, truth be known...... and thats when i saw it in his eyes ( the same thing i coincidently saw in TAD's eyes when i told him that he should bring a giant chocolate penis cake to the holiday party his neighbors guilted him into attending in his building .... it was a look that was screamed "anything that is different is welcome in this universe as there is a complete absence of love" which seems like a loud and longthing for eyes to scream, but really they did... he lept ....and forgot the cake ....and was stopped before he could sing or light a single candle ... and that is difficult to watch.... like the kid with glasses backing out of the talent show at the last minute because he was scared ... i understood .. i was not certain that he was infact trying to sing ... but he was surely trying to do something... and he was stopped and i was thinking maybe he could send his intent anyway and maybe the cake would eat itself right there in front of (cantevensayhisname) and the smell of the chocolate would be intoxicating and loaded with dreams and possibilities ... you know i believe this now more than ever... im not a scientist but rather a tryentist ( you will have to allow that to be a word just for now..... i wont try to use it in scrabble... i promise) i am completelysurrounded by no doubt on this ... it seems as though i may have gone of the cliff because i havent talked to you for a while .... [ forgiveme for having an extended written dialog with myself for which will be in print next year ] ... but i have in that time conducted some experiments and will share them as we go ... ( oh yes and i am fully back) reader 44 sent me a question that took me along time to answer and i thank her for it ... the answer is > YES. i was in this cave that had hole at the top that were kind of skylights and as you gazed up at the light through the holes way up in the top, the "IDEA" of air passing would cool my eyeballs ... which would be a real prize if i was looking at something really hot , but couldnt find inside the cave .... the idea of passing air ... the idea... i was very careful to not have the IDEA of being responsible for crushing the human spirit... and i was not being greedy when the IDEA of fruit came upon me , i was just hungry and since i figured that out as i braced to be bombarded with peaches , i also realised that the universe was able to clarify my IDEAs and seperate them from my instinctual needs... so i say this to you because if you are to leap from the edge of despair with me into the everchanging lake of possibilities , you will have to give up on the idea that we have bodies and that reason is in fashion... oh yes and wear sturdy shoes.... there is mud too ,,,,, but its the fun kind. -tenderpants

Sunday, December 04, 2005

gerardprintface


gerardprintface
Originally uploaded by junoswift.

Friday, December 02, 2005

skyhorse_in_hell


skyhorse_in_hell
Originally uploaded by junoswift.

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