BEG THE BEE's FORGIVENESS
DEAR MODERN SCIENTISTS/COSMIC BULLIES,
I , being quite fond of stars, gases, all Ways "Milky", etc... have a rather basic question for you, and though I offer this question as a simple cookie, please DO NOT hesitate to elaborate on your ( undoubtably porkchop) answer... I will take the time to digest.... and now on to the question... WHAT IN THE WORLD DID THE COMET EVER DO TO YOU? I will assume that your answer will fall somewhere on the grasses of "science" and 'exploration" ... but I retort : You silly gooses cannot even solve EARTHLY problems ( think: CURE FOR CANCER / CURE FOR AIDS / CLEAN UP AIR AND WATER / REVERSE GLOBAL WARMING / MOVING SIDEWALKS / TRANSPORTER BEAMS / ETC....) and all your intergallactic "horseplay" is a thin attempt to distract ( we ) from focusing on your inadequecies and false promises..... and although I AM CERTAIN you have meddled with something magnetic and definately altered the cosmos in a way you could not possibly imagine... your pompous and embarassing "reassurances" lead me to believe that your heads are firmly embedded quite deep up your dangerous asses AND SO I WILL INSTEAD remind you of what is at stake.... how about THE ENTIRE INTEGRITY OF THE SCIENTIFIC COMMUNITY ( for which i may opt out of taking seriously anymore), HUMANITARIANISM ( i think you can still win some kind of prize for that , so its not all just giving) , and A SIGN THAT CIVILIZATION IS NOT IN CERTAIN DECLINE.... Again , I recognize that you are simple and some of what I am suggesting may never make you feel like a CREATOR/JEDI/SUPERMASTER , But I WILL NOT STAND DOWN on my position that THESE ARE THE PRIMARY RESPONSIBILTIES OF MODERN SCIENCE IN THESE TIMES. (along with figuring out how to power schools with the BULLSHIT that fills our politicans' heads. ) If for no reason other than FEAR , could you please stop tampering with that which you dont have the capacity to comprehend? If your ego overrides my plea, I understand.... but if you continue in this direction , I will smash my telescope , return my seamonkeys, and invest in only things that MAKE NO SENSE. If you made it this far into my letter , I commend you... now STOP IT ! SERIOUSLY!