Thursday, March 24, 2005

i'll be sun/rain , you be pavement... now lets see who helps tree grow stronger.....

i'm not exactlyquitesure if i will bother posting some of my recipes until i have time to test them on friends (mega,tender,sam,reader 34,etc...) Soinstead i will make certain that you are prepared to eat what i have discovered....
preparations must first be made for the mind (if you cannot measure thought by "eye" then you must wing it, as there is no such thing (yet) as "thoughtmeasuringcups,spoons, etc) .... IDEA: huntersgatherersberrypickers were dependent on the green of the land and the clean air for their bounty....SO we must recognize/accept that the landscape seems to be increasingly grey and the air blows stronger of frenchfries SO.... we must take lesson from bulldozer , who in his/her evolutionary path, willingly began consuming absurd amounts of koolaid,cocacola,captaincrunch,vitawater,pez,mintchocolateoreos until everylast tooth was rotted completely away.... IN ORDER to make way for NEW BEAUTIFUL GLOSSY YELLOW IRON TEETH , which can eat an entire street in an afternoon.....SO .... if we were to take a cue from BULLDOZER, we will be ready to acceptthe moderndiet i put forth in my pavement and concrete recipies.... there are so many goodies i have made over thelast few months (copperwire salad, scratched CD pita pockets , IpodLoaf, lightbulb kerosene stew, plumbers pie....) keep in mind that other adjustment will need to takeplace in your body to accept these new materials, so you will go through a few changes and discomforts (gas, death) as you switch over to this ultramodern diet... these changes are normal, and honestly , oncethe stupid teeth are gone, the whole thing gets quite simple... like curlingup with a friend in a bathtub while reading your favorite book as a fire glows in the medicine cabinet.... and so you will go through these changes IN ORDER to thrive and prosper in the new world.... like folk songs , we could pass these recipies on and a select few of us can exploit the popular ones in a book for a little extra gold. what got me on this quest was my desire to eat the street that i grew up on.... i wanted to eat the cul-de-sac , the brown van that never left its parking space, the "ranger rock" that i split my knee on, the entire thing .... if i could only eat my past, extract the nutrients and shit out the nostalgia,, then i can finally move on... and so ..... desparation or inspiration has got me shiverin in my bones.... i will have some AAbattery tea and settle my mind...

Sunday, March 13, 2005

back to work


back to work
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back to work

wicked babylon


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